A Lucky Driver

by 0b3Y b0y Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:16 am

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks. The man responds, ''I guess I'll go to a driving school and get my license.'' His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart person when he's drunk. The guy in the back seat says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." Just then a knock comes from the boot of the car and a voice calls out, ''Have we crossed the border yet?''